From the minds of Tom Schechter and half a dozen ill-behaved ducks.
I am speechless. I may even be quackless.
YES!!!! BREAKDOWN!
I enjoyed this so much. Out of the mouths of ducks...
Im dead. I've died. You've killed me! This is so damn good it hurts!
I read the epilogue then immediately came here. Great stuff.
Yeah this is a magnificent work of commentary. I am very fortunate
Okay, this is the best book review ever! And they're right, Tom's book is awesome.
Well, I'm new here but I certainly I see why literary fiction had to crash.
Duck 4: whomst the fuck? literary where?
Duck 3: they're new. zero context. doesn't seem likely they'll stick around but just in case we should reset the trip wires.
Duck 5: can I tell them about Neo-Kardashianism?
Duck 4: YES!
Duck 3: NO.
What's that about the Neo-Kardashianism? It sounds more terrifying than Blood Goddesses and the Apocalypse! I'll go hide under my bed until the N-K stuff is over...
Ya don't fuck with the ducks, they're an institution.
I am speechless. I may even be quackless.
YES!!!! BREAKDOWN!
I enjoyed this so much. Out of the mouths of ducks...
Im dead. I've died. You've killed me! This is so damn good it hurts!
I read the epilogue then immediately came here. Great stuff.
Yeah this is a magnificent work of commentary. I am very fortunate
Okay, this is the best book review ever! And they're right, Tom's book is awesome.
Well, I'm new here but I certainly I see why literary fiction had to crash.
Duck 4: whomst the fuck? literary where?
Duck 3: they're new. zero context. doesn't seem likely they'll stick around but just in case we should reset the trip wires.
Duck 5: can I tell them about Neo-Kardashianism?
Duck 4: YES!
Duck 3: NO.
What's that about the Neo-Kardashianism? It sounds more terrifying than Blood Goddesses and the Apocalypse! I'll go hide under my bed until the N-K stuff is over...
Ya don't fuck with the ducks, they're an institution.