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Tom Schecter's avatar

I am speechless. I may even be quackless.

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Emil Ottoman's avatar

YES!!!! BREAKDOWN!

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Lyndsey Resnick's avatar

I enjoyed this so much. Out of the mouths of ducks...

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M.P. Fitzgerald's avatar

Im dead. I've died. You've killed me! This is so damn good it hurts!

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Vinny Reads's avatar

I read the epilogue then immediately came here. Great stuff.

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Tom Schecter's avatar

Yeah this is a magnificent work of commentary. I am very fortunate

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Jeannine's avatar

Okay, this is the best book review ever! And they're right, Tom's book is awesome.

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Ashley Smith's avatar

Well, I'm new here but I certainly I see why literary fiction had to crash.

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Zani D's avatar

Duck 4: whomst the fuck? literary where?

Duck 3: they're new. zero context. doesn't seem likely they'll stick around but just in case we should reset the trip wires.

Duck 5: can I tell them about Neo-Kardashianism?

Duck 4: YES!

Duck 3: NO.

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Jeannine's avatar

What's that about the Neo-Kardashianism? It sounds more terrifying than Blood Goddesses and the Apocalypse! I'll go hide under my bed until the N-K stuff is over...

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Emil Ottoman's avatar

Ya don't fuck with the ducks, they're an institution.

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